This is a gateway sweater to becoming the "cool" one of your friend group. Like, you used to kind of blend in and then you showed up with this sweater and folks turned their heads.
Fast forward six years, you're attending Beyoncé's retirement party thinking "damn I hope I didn't make the wrong choice by storing all the data in a jsonb blob", and I can assure you, you did make the wrong choice. About the jsonb data store. The sweater was a great choice.